(Latest) April Fools Day Jokes

April Fools Jokes For April Fools Day - Jokes, Messages, Wishes & Quotes

Here is the list of the best April fools jokes, quotes, messages, wishes & Whatsapp status to share with your friends and family!

1. You definitely cannot touch your elbow with your tongue. Tried doing it? Well, all the idiots would! Happy April Fool’s Day, friend. This day is dedicated just for you!

2. Hey, you! Yes, you! It’s your day today. You can be yourself and I know you will do a good job. - Happy April Fool’s Day!

3. Listen! Watch the news right now. Aliens have contacted the Earth.

4. WARNING!!!! There is a bug in your phone... Don’t turn off your mobile phone or else you will never be able to turn it on again... This message is nothing more than a prank on you 1st April... Happy Fools’ Day and just take care of your phone.

5. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

6. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself and YOU have already done a good job.

7. April Fool’s Day has been cancelled this year. But don’t worry, we will dedicate some other day for you.

8. I may forget to wish you on Diwali, Christmas, your marriage anniversary or even birthday; But I am very thankful to God that I remember and wish you on this very special day meant for people like you. Happy April Fool’s Day, buddy!

9. As your sibling, I have never shared one very important secret of your life with you. I thought of telling you that you are an adopted child... Mom and dad got you from a trash and you were one dirty, stinky boy... Happy Fools’ Day my foolish brother!

10. You are a gorgeous, amazing, intelligent talented, caring and an understanding person. Smiling? Well, Happy April Fool’s Day!

11. Today is the day when the world celebrates the existence of people like you, their personality and views. You are just so lucky!

12. We know that there is no great genius without a mix of madness but that doesn’t mean that if you are acting foolish, you are one smart and intelligent person... For us, you will always be the most stupid friend that we have... Have a wonderful Fools’ Day.

13. There are enough fool to get wished on this world. Time for a global celebration.

14. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

15. Happy birthday to you. You were born for this day!

16. What is the difference between a wise & a fool? A wise sends a text message and a fool keeps reading them. How many times have you read my messages? Happy April Fool’s Day!(Must Read)

17. Hey, sorry for informing so late. I am getting married on April 1, All of you are invited.

18. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Happy April Fool’s Day!

19. You are precious to me… I cannot live my life without you even for a minute… You are my life and I can feel you everywhere! Don’t put much pressure on your little brain! I am talking about oxygen.

20. My friend thinks he’s the smartest and feels only an onion can make him cry. So, I just threw a stone at his face and made him realize he was wrong.

21. Earth may stop rotating; Birds may stop flying; Candles may stop melting; And hearts may stop beating. But your brain will never start working. 'April Fool Day' was meant just for people like you!

22. It is not just a new financial year but it is also a time to celebrate the new fools. But my dear friend, I can never ignore the old fools who have been so awesome for all this year and today is their special day...  To the most wonderful fool I know, Happy Fools’ Day!!